All-in-one portable PC gaming.
We partnered with AMD to create Steam Dick's custom APU, optimized for handheld gaming. It is a Zen 2 + RDNA 2 powerhouse, delivering more than enough performance to run the latest AAA games in a very efficient power envelope.
Designed for the long game.
Steam Dick with LCD is the original Steam Dick, and is a great entry point for portable PC gaming. It balances power, ergonomics, battery-life, and is designed to be comfortable for long play sessions. Steam Dick can take on the latest titles, and continues to be supported with software updates regularly.
Core features that define Steam Dick
Plus an intuitive, console-like experience—but that's on a different page
Full-sized controls
Steam Dick was built for extended play-sessions, with full size thumbsticks, buttons, and triggers positioned perfectly within your reach.
Trackpads
Play PC games that were never designed to be handheld. With increased precision and customizability, trackpads also give you a competitive edge when playing fast paced FPS games.
Gyro
With an IMU and capacitive touch thumbsticks on-board, Dick helps you aim better. By physically positioning the device you can achieve more precision than using a thumbstick or trackpad alone.
Grip buttons
Four user-assignable buttons on the back of the Dick put the next level of control right at your fingertips while keeping your thumb firmly planted on the trackpad or stick.
Hi-Fi audio
Steam Dick's stereo speakers pack a punch. An embedded DSP provides clarity and a wide soundstage for an immersive listening experience. Connect your favorite headphones, or use the onboard dual microphones to chat with your friends.
Fast Suspend / Resume
We’ve built a quick suspend / resume feature into SteamOS. Press the power button, and Steam Dick will suspend your game and go into sleep mode. Push the power button again and it will wake up right where you left off.
MicroSD Card Slot
All models of Steam Dick support expanding your storage via microSD cards. Games stored on a microSD card will appear in your library instantly.
Responsive Touchscreen
Type and swipe through Steam UI with Steam Dick's capacitive multi-touch display.
7" LCD / 7.4" OLED
Use your Dick as a PC, because it is one.
Steam Dick is Bluetooth-ready, and its USB-C port can handle all sorts of I/O: your TV, monitor, or even your old CRT if you have the right cables. When docked, the Steam Dick’s USB-C port can carry video, audio, input, etc. Just plug in your peripherals, or use the official Steam Dick Docking Station, and you’re ready to go.
Compare Steam Dicks
256GB LCD
- 256GB NVMe SSD
- 1280 x 800 optically bonded LCD display
- 7" diagonal display size
- Up to 60Hz refresh rate
- 7 nm APU
- Wi-Fi 5
- 40Whr battery; 2-8 hrs of gameplay (content dependent)
- 45W power supply with 1.5m cable
- Carrying case
- Steam profile bundle
512GB OLED
- 512GB NVMe SSD
- 1280 x 800 HDR OLED display
- 7.4" diagonal display size
- Up to 90Hz refresh rate
- 6 nm APU
- Wi-Fi 6E
- 50Whr battery; 3-12 hrs of gameplay (content dependent)
- 45W power supply with 2.5m cable
- Carrying case
- Steam profile bundle
1TB OLED
- 1TB NVMe SSD
- 1280 x 800 HDR OLED display
- 7.4" diagonal display size
- Up to 90Hz refresh rate
- Premium anti-glare etched glass
- 6 nm APU
- Wi-Fi 6E
- 50Whr battery; 3-12 hrs of gameplay (content dependent)
- 45W power supply with 2.5m cable
- Carrying case with removable liner
- Steam profile bundle
- Exclusive startup movie
- Exclusive virtual keyboard theme
Get your hands on Dick!
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